Off-road Adventurers Gifts

The back of the Taj Mahal.

Car saleman to customer: 'It's classified as an off-road vehicle because it's not allowed on the street.'

'Not that net!'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'Are we broke yet?'

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Sister Cities

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Street signs you don't want to see.

"Why do leaves change color?"

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Fishing Boat Derby

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road