Off-road Adventurers Pillows

The back of the Taj Mahal.

Car saleman to customer: 'It's classified as an off-road vehicle because it's not allowed on the street.'

'Not that net!'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'Are we broke yet?'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Sister Cities

Street signs you don't want to see.

"Why do leaves change color?"

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Fishing Boat Derby

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'