Off-road Adventures Pillows

'The good news is, when the dredger brought up the car it was full of fish.'

Bitchbark Canoe

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Local Knowledge

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Sausages.

'Echo Tourism'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Collies Without Borders

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'How's the water skiing?'

A smiling cyclist

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

Inflatable Duck Boat

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)