Off-road Racing Pillows

Jump Stop

"I need to tinkle."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

A car parked dreams of driving in the woods.

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"

'Where the hell is my team ?'

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

4x4 at Four

The back of the Taj Mahal.

Sore Loser

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"I heart the air in my hair!"

Motorcyclist.

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

"Folks new to country living quickly learn to tell the difference between "gravel roads" and dirt roads"."

'The Road Not Taken'

"Sometimes the best path depends on whether you have 4-wheel-drive."

Mountain Bike tracks.