Off-road Racing Mugs

Jump Stop

"I need to tinkle."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

Chris Froome

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

A car parked dreams of driving in the woods.

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

'Where the hell is my team ?'

Desert crawler rescued by truck that won't start.

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

The back of the Taj Mahal.

"Excuse me, pal, but is this the road less traveled?"

4x4 at Four

Tour de France champ Octave Lapize

Sore Loser

"I heart the air in my hair!"

Motorcyclist.

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

"Folks new to country living quickly learn to tell the difference between "gravel roads" and dirt roads"."

'The Road Not Taken'

Tour de France champ Henri Pélissier

"Sometimes the best path depends on whether you have 4-wheel-drive."