Off-road Biking Pillows

Motorcyclist.

Sore Loser

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

A car parked dreams of driving in the woods.

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

'Where the hell is my team ?'

The back of the Taj Mahal.

4x4 at Four

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

Mountain climber pulling a mountain biker up the side of a mountain.

Tour de Pothole.

BMX Tricks

"I heart the air in my hair!"

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

"Folks new to country living quickly learn to tell the difference between "gravel roads" and dirt roads"."

"Sometimes the best path depends on whether you have 4-wheel-drive."

Mountain Bike tracks.

'The Road Not Taken'

"Wear a helmet."

Man falling off bike at finish line.