Off-road Biking Pillows

Motorcyclist.

Sore Loser

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

...the all-terrain skateboard.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

A car parked dreams of driving in the woods.

'Where the hell is my team ?'

The back of the Taj Mahal.

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Desert crawler rescued by truck that won't start.

"Excuse me, pal, but is this the road less traveled?"

4x4 at Four

Mountain climber pulling a mountain biker up the side of a mountain.

Tour de Pothole.

BMX Tricks

"I heart the air in my hair!"

"Folks new to country living quickly learn to tell the difference between "gravel roads" and dirt roads"."

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

Mountain Bike tracks.

'The Road Not Taken'

"Sometimes the best path depends on whether you have 4-wheel-drive."