Off-road Cyclist Pillows

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

A car parked dreams of driving in the woods.

Sore Loser

The back of the Taj Mahal.

Man on cycling machine being chased by a dog on a running machine.

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

4x4 at Four

'Where the hell is my team ?'

'That is the bike lane...'

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

Tour de Pothole.

Motorcyclist.

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

"Folks new to country living quickly learn to tell the difference between "gravel roads" and dirt roads"."

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

Boris Bike

Mountain Bike tracks.

'The Road Not Taken'

"Sometimes the best path depends on whether you have 4-wheel-drive."

'Ooh, we're going off-road!'