Off-road Cyclist Gifts

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

A car parked dreams of driving in the woods.

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Sore Loser

'Where the hell is my team ?'

Man on cycling machine being chased by a dog on a running machine.

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

The back of the Taj Mahal.

4x4 at Four

Desert crawler rescued by truck that won't start.

"Excuse me, pal, but is this the road less traveled?"

'That is the bike lane...'

Tour de Pothole.

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

Motorcyclist.

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

"Folks new to country living quickly learn to tell the difference between "gravel roads" and dirt roads"."

Boris Bike

Mountain Bike tracks.

"Sometimes the best path depends on whether you have 4-wheel-drive."

'The Road Not Taken'

"It's so cool to lie down and whizz through the city traffic."

Ryan Bayley