Off-road Explorer Gifts

Four wheel drive stuck on its spare tyres.

'Quiet woods, lovely mountains, beaches at sunset... of course I'm a nature-lover and I enjoy being in the countryside! That's why I have four-wheel drive!'

Jeep

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Fly Football

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Snow flake

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Butterflies

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

"Trail mix?"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

The Golfing Accident

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Pointing.

Walkers

Rock - see you in a million years!

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."