Off-road Explorer Gifts

Four wheel drive stuck on its spare tyres.

'Quiet woods, lovely mountains, beaches at sunset... of course I'm a nature-lover and I enjoy being in the countryside! That's why I have four-wheel drive!'

Jeep

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Fly Football

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Snow flake

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Butterflies

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Trail mix?"

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

The Golfing Accident

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Pointing.

Rock - see you in a million years!

"Don't even think about it."

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Walkers