Off-road Adventurer Gifts

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

Jump Stop

'She's a beauty all right, and as soon as I find a second job to pay for the gas we'll take her for a spin!'

'How much of the environment are you willing to destroy?'

'Unsinkable.'

Mountain Bike tracks.

'The Road Not Taken'

'I NEVER get stuck in the mud!'

'Harris is going off-roading.'

'It's an IQ test for the driver.'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Hummer driver.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Glastonbury. After.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

A Good Batch.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Wildlife

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

You Are Here

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Portrait of a Lady"

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Gardener attacked by plants.

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Support Group for a Good Problem