Off-road Adventurer Gifts

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

Desert crawler rescued by truck that won't start.

"Excuse me, pal, but is this the road less traveled?"

Jump Stop

'She's a beauty all right, and as soon as I find a second job to pay for the gas we'll take her for a spin!'

'How much of the environment are you willing to destroy?'

'Unsinkable.'

Mountain Bike tracks.

'The Road Not Taken'

'I NEVER get stuck in the mud!'

'Harris is going off-roading.'

'It's an IQ test for the driver.'

Ernie, there's a lot missing in this ad for your little 4-wheel drive vehicle! The faulty electrical system and leaky fuel line make it a huge fire hazard! It's in there. I say "It's not just transportation, it's an adventure!" What about the steering problems? I say "You'll be astonished at the places this vehicle will take you!" And the defective brakes? I say "It'll drive right through anything!" Ernie, it's been up on the blocks for weeks! That's right at the top in big, bold letter

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Hummer driver.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Glastonbury. After.

A Good Batch.

Wildlife

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

You Are Here

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'