Off-road Enthusiast Gifts

'Next time try not to venture off the road. The brush gets a little thick in there.'

'There goes Claudius in his new All-Terrain-Vehicle.'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

Women uses ladder to get into massive 4x4 car.

All-terrain vegetables.

Entering Mudville.

Cheap Bikes For Rent. They'll give you more adventure than you want without even going off road.

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

Salt flats...BEWARE...high speed vehicles.

'They're called off-road vehicles for a reason!'

Buch of 5x5's

GOAT PATH

'Well, sure you beat me to the top. You've got 4-wheel drive!'

The Off-Roading Commuter

"I think we should have turned left at the tree."

"Sometimes the best path depends on whether you have 4-wheel-drive."

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Chris Froome

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

A car parked dreams of driving in the woods.

'Where the hell is my team ?'

"Excuse me, pal, but is this the road less traveled?"

The back of the Taj Mahal.

Desert crawler rescued by truck that won't start.

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

4x4 at Four

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

'This is where the trail gets a little more challenging.'

"I heart the air in my hair!"