Off-road Warrior Gifts

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

...the all-terrain skateboard.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Car wash / Mouth wash

'I think we have some stowaways.'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"This can't be good."

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

'I need both hands for steering.'

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

A Semicolon.

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.