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'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

...the all-terrain skateboard.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'I think we have some stowaways.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

"This can't be good."

'I need both hands for steering.'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

A Semicolon.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'