Two-wheeler Warrior T-Shirts

'All those years I rode those small bikes...well, as you can see, those days are over.'

The Benefits of Cycling.

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

The Fast Lane.

Touring Cyclist

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Food deliverer's baby.

A smiling cyclist

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'I need both hands for steering.'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

"This can't be good."

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

Bicycle Sidecar.

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

A Semicolon.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

Biker chopper shopper