Two-wheeler Warrior Mugs

'All those years I rode those small bikes...well, as you can see, those days are over.'

The Benefits of Cycling.

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

The Fast Lane.

Touring Cyclist

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

A smiling cyclist

Food deliverer's baby.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

"This can't be good."

'I need both hands for steering.'

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

Bicycle Sidecar.

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

"They can steal my bike, but they can't take my dignity."

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

A Semicolon.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'