Road Explorer Gifts

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Heading in the right direction.

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

'For goodness sake dad, buy a sat nav.'

Motorway of Life: Gender-Specific Exits

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Fly Fishing

Man fishing with large bait

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

See you at Charing Cross!

"We should get out to the country more often."

Man indignant at having caught no fish

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

Thames Pizza

"Have you seen my wife?"

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

With their sales slumping due to high gas prices, many RVs are being converted...

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

Wrong Way.

Hiker's right of way.

'Oh dear, Ratty... it seems media reports of the rise of feral youth have not been exaggerated.'

Distance to horizon varies.