Road Cycling Gifts

Tour de Pothole.

Jacques Anquetil

A cyclist

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

ET Mishap

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

The Fast Lane.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Tour de Frank"

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Bike Rides

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Cycling with a harp case

The star hunters

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Touring Cyclist

Directions: Call a smart friend.

Bicycle sat nav.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

A smiling cyclist

Camping.

You had me at vintage.

Knight in shining Lycra!

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Food deliverer's baby.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'