Road Biking Gifts

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

"First rule of bike club: no racing ahead."

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain Bike tracks.

Thru versus Through Traffic

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Car joust.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

After I crossed the road, I began to ask myself why I did anything.

Chris Froome

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

"This can't be good."

'I need both hands for steering.'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions