Road Biking Prints

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

"First rule of bike club: no racing ahead."

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain Bike tracks.

Thru versus Through Traffic

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

...the all-terrain skateboard.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Car joust.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'I need both hands for steering.'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

"This can't be good."

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

A Semicolon.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles