Road Bike Fanatic Prints

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Cat and Dog Bike

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Dairy Devil

Biker Lawn Mower

Baby in Bike Basket

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Altar Ego

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

A tricycle and a unicycle mate and give birth to a bicycle.

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

"You had me at hell."

Uneasy Rider

Tandem Stoker Not Pedaling.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

Man generating power for machine.

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'