Road Bike Fanatic Pillows

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Dairy Devil

Cat and Dog Bike

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Biker Lawn Mower

Chris Froome

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

Baby in Bike Basket

Altar Ego

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

A tricycle and a unicycle mate and give birth to a bicycle.

"You had me at hell."

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

Uneasy Rider

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Tandem Stoker Not Pedaling.

Man generating power for machine.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

Santa Harley

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."