Road Enthusiast Pillows

'Och, 'tis the castle of the clan Macadam.'

Motorway. "My god hasn't she grown."

"We adopted a highway, but it's just not the same thing."

"You know, my bike's actually way cooler than a '64 convertible Impala. The open road is much more open."

Walk/Don't Walk - More info www.stay-go.com.

"Why do they do that?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I need to tinkle."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Dog Park

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Under pressure.

Useless add-ons.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Eat my dust!"

Kardiff.

Motor Tourism

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Deflator mouse

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.