Road Enthusiast Pillows

'Och, 'tis the castle of the clan Macadam.'

Motorway. "My god hasn't she grown."

"We adopted a highway, but it's just not the same thing."

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"You know, my bike's actually way cooler than a '64 convertible Impala. The open road is much more open."

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"Why do they do that?"

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"I need to tinkle."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Dog Park

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Under pressure.

Useless add-ons.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Deflator mouse

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"Eat my dust!"

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Motor Tourism

Kardiff.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"