Road Trip Enthusiast Pillows

'Mercy sakes, Rubber Duck. Looks like we got us a convoy!'

No Worries - Next 1/8 Mile

"Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. . ."

Id/Ego/Superego.

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

Road sign reads; 'Welcome to First Impression. Lasting Impression Next 3 Exits.'

If you text 'are we there yet?' one more time...

Food - Gas - Lawyers - Next Exit.

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

'Eeny, Meeny, Miney, Mo' Motorway lanes of traffic

"I was looking for my piece of the American Dream when I bought this truck...now I'm looking for a parking space."

Road signs: straight & narrow..long & winding.

'That woke me up, too!'

At fork in road, cars merge into one.

Limited government next 600 miles.

Holiday Travel.

Road that goes off a cliff with a sign stating "We regret the error".

Caution: Do Not Sneeze On Bridge

Road work ahead - Be prepared to stop.

'Does it really matter where I'm going?'

Sightseeing in the car

Directions Available - Discretion Assured.

Location location location. Next 3 exits.

"We made good time. We're already in the valley of the shadow of death."

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

"The good news is, charging stations could multiply rapidly. The bad news is, your electric car won't be an excuse to avoid road trips anymore."

The toughest form of Mountain climbing is getting out of a rut.

A highway sign reads "Whatever."

Tipperary: Long way and short way.

'Are we there yet?'

Anything might happen! Next 2300 miles.

Joke traffic signs.

Leave Dad Alone- Next 200 Miles

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'