Road Trip Aficionados Pillows

The segway RV.

Wills, trusts, probate, divorce, San Francisco

Detour 50c.

Internet Free Motel

"Hop in."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Kardiff.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

How am I abducting?

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Are we there yet?'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

Yes, That Was The Exit

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"Ah...here they are!"

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"My guess it's guacamole."

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

'Are we there yet?'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Be open to help.

Recalculating!

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Roads with a view.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

Id/Ego/Superego.

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.