Road Tripper Enthusiast Pillows

'Backseat folds out to a bed in case you run out of gas on the way home.'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

How am I abducting?

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Kardiff.

Motor Tourism

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Now here's a place I like!'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Camping.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Sometimes Y Turn

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'