Road Cycling Aficionado Gifts

Bernard Hinault

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

How am I abducting?

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Cycling with a harp case

The star hunters

Directions: Call a smart friend.

Knight in shining Lycra!

You had me at vintage.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

The trim reaper

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

French Early Bird

"Life: play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, first love, brief happiness, breakup, regret, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, play, work, play, w

Bradley Wiggins

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Be open to help.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Cat and Dog Bike

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Chris Froome

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Baby in Bike Basket

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

Altar Ego

Very drunk professional cyclist

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'