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"Frankly, I think that using precious water to grow flowers is a real waste..."

Prize vegetables.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

So Close..

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Gardener attacked by plants.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Gardener

Cat Nip.

Plant Lady

Pumpkin patch

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"First time pruning?"

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Doing the borders.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

An Unexpected Guest.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Yardless: Please help

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Rose Garden

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

I guess she had other plans for you.