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Cactus

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Too crowded. Let's go."

(Camel paintings)

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Motor Tourism

The Adventures of God

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

A Tumble Cow

Just a little seasoning...

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

Distance to horizon varies.

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'

'Worst stand trap ever!'

"We both need to get away and unsidewind awhile."

"Then again, maybe the fourth green is that way."

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'Those two peaks are definitely the most popular with the men.'

Hotel Room

The Joshua Tree

"Holy water, holy water...."

Freddie's water

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'