Desert Landscape Appreciation Gifts

Cactus

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Too crowded. Let's go."

(Camel paintings)

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

The Adventures of God

Motor Tourism

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"This isn't helping my migraine."

A Tumble Cow

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

Just a little seasoning...

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

Distance to horizon varies.

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

"Then again, maybe the fourth green is that way."

Freddie's water

'Those two peaks are definitely the most popular with the men.'

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'

Hotel Room

The Joshua Tree

"Holy water, holy water...."

"We both need to get away and unsidewind awhile."

"I liked this camel. I'm gonna miss him. I'm getting all choked up."

'Worst stand trap ever!'