Desert Painter Gifts

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

(Camel paintings)

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Tourists in Egypt

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Saved...life is good!

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

A Tumble Cow

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"Yes, I'm alone."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Public footpath on a desert island.

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

SPOONING CACTI

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Art of Surviving

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Best friends without borders.

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

Distance to horizon varies.

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

"Best idea I ever had, those murals."