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"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

(Camel paintings)

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Tourists in Egypt

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

A Tumble Cow

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"Yes, I'm alone."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Saved...life is good!

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Public footpath on a desert island.

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

Art of Surviving

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

SPOONING CACTI

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

'Camel'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

Distance to horizon varies.

"Best idea I ever had, those murals."