Desert Environment Pillows

"I've always been told that I'm overly optimistic."

(Camel paintings)

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Cactus seats.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'Are we broke yet?'

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

A Tumble Cow

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

Just a little seasoning...

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

Sand danger

Desert Dermatologist

The Monitor is going to sleep.

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.