Moving To A Desert Climate Pillows

"What would it take to get you behind the reins of this family suv?"

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Keeping warm.

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

Farmer reads newspaper headline 'Drought Hits Midwest'; sees sand dunes and camel caravan through window.

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

"It says here...'palm tree'." (landscape)

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

Protecting the green

'El Nino now.'

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

"I'd like a full canteen with lemon."

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

Moving south...

"If this doesn't work I'll turn on the heat."

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

Cactus Fountain

Joe was so poor, his dog was a tumbleweed.

"CCCOOOLD!"

Radiator Blues

Stretch-Camel.

Summer Decorating

Dying man in desert to friend as vultures approach; 'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

"Oh sure - you could move to Arizona...but you wouldn't have our wonderful change of seasons..."

'I can't remember a day this hot, can you?'

"Wouldn't it be easier if we just gave in and became snowbirds?"

'It's true - the legs go first!'

"I've always been told that I'm overly optimistic."

"Oh sure - you could move to Arizona - but, you wouldn't have our wonderful change of seasons!"