Desert Living Pillows

"Smoke signal say... Your house is on fire."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

The americanisation of vulture.

"Valet park only"

Mohammad's motors

Just a little seasoning...

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

Jasper's Limo Service.

'I'm really thirsty.'

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

"Efficiency tombs available"

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

Farmer reads newspaper headline 'Drought Hits Midwest'; sees sand dunes and camel caravan through window.

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

Desert crawler following water

'Don't just stand there! Take me to your leader!'

Cactus Uses An Umbrella When Raining.

"Quit worrying about corroborating your sources - it's not as if anyone's going to take all this literally."

All the other camels paid Edna alot more attention after she got her implants...

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

Future home - OCEANVIEW ESTATES ARIZONA. . . A global warming project.

"He's the strong, silent type."

'Oh, I am SO going to put this on my blog!'