Desert Scenery Pillows

'The veterinarian sent me out here for my sinuses.'

Tourists

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

A Tumble Cow

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Mohammad's motors

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

Sand danger

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

The Monitor is going to sleep.

'This is you, enlarged.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

'Camel'

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

Swamp gas

God in the bunker.

Distance to horizon varies.

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid