Desert Scenery Mugs

'The veterinarian sent me out here for my sinuses.'

Tourists

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

A Tumble Cow

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Mohammad's motors

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

Sand danger

The Monitor is going to sleep.

'This is you, enlarged.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

'Camel'

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

Distance to horizon varies.

Swamp gas

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'