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'Isn't it amazing how they find their way back year after year?'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Allotment

New Guy.

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Country Bumpkin.

'How very Cumbria.'

Stairlift around cliff face.

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Walkers

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Thatched roof car.

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Holiday cottage

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"We should get out to the country more often."

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

A Gated Community.

'...and then I married the handsome farmer and the two hundred head of dairy cattle.'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'Our giant sale now on!'

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

Tree Squirrel

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."