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'It's too nice to be inside watching cable! Now, go outside and play on some.'

Bitchbark Canoe

'Not that net!'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Local Knowledge

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Allotment

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Picking pastries.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Sausages.

Country Bumpkin.

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

'Echo Tourism'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Collies Without Borders

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'How very Cumbria.'

Rock Climber

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.