Moving To A New Area With Outdoor Adventures Gifts

'It's too nice to be inside watching cable! Now, go outside and play on some.'

Bitchbark Canoe

'Not that net!'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Local Knowledge

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Allotment

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Sausages.

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Picking pastries.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Country Bumpkin.

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

'Echo Tourism'

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'How very Cumbria.'

Rock Climber

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Collies Without Borders

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'