Moving To The Mountains Gifts

'Isn't it amazing how they find their way back year after year?'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

New Guy.

Allotment

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Country Bumpkin.

Stairlift around cliff face.

'How very Cumbria.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

Walkers

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Thatched roof car.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"We should get out to the country more often."

Holiday cottage

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'...and then I married the handsome farmer and the two hundred head of dairy cattle.'

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

'Our giant sale now on!'

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Tree Squirrel

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

A Gated Community.

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.