Moving To The West Gifts

37.85 Litres Hats

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

New Guy.

"They're comfortable."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Stairlift around cliff face.

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"I just..."

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Rent a Room With Hot Water

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

Annual 'See You In The Spring' Hibernation Party.

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

Wishing Well

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."