The West Gifts

'Dang-burnit, Slappy! I told you to round up some outlaws! Not my in-laws!!'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Billy. The Kid.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Nun Fight.

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'Baby's first two-step.'

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Have you been waiting long?'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Skate or die."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Artists of the wild west.

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

All-Verbal Westerns

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon