Moving South Gifts

Going South.

"Oh sure - you could move to Arizona - but, you wouldn't have our wonderful change of seasons!"

The fate of the emigrant

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

New Guy.

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

Annual 'See You In The Spring' Hibernation Party.

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

Madison Avenue and Maple Street

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

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