"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."
Relocating To The Country Gifts
Relocating to the countryside is an exciting chapter! Discover gifts that capture the joy, humor, and new adventures of rural life. From mugs to prints, celebrate your journey with thoughtful, funny keepsakes that make the transition memorable.
"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."
'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'
The fate of the emigrant
"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"
New Guy.
Angels await for their baggage around carousels.
'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'
"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."
'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'
"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."
"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."
Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.
"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."
Walkers
"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."
You are here.
Of course I always start off by wooing a prospective candidate with talk of stimulating work,great colleagues and a reasonable work life balance...but the winning argument is always when I promise them enough money to choke a rhino.
"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."
"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."
'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'
While You Were Out: We Moved!
Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...
"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."
Jungle Taxi
We never roam anymore.
'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'
"This city is becoming unlivable."
'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'
Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'
'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'
"Good to see they're trying to keep the high street vibe."
"I found the perfect job! You don't do any work, stay at home, make funny videos, and you get full salary and benefits!!"
The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha
Emigrating to France.
Relocating To The Country Gifts Collection
Relocating To The Country Mugs
Looking for a funny way to commemorate your move? Explore our collection of country-themed mugs that make your new rural life even more delightful.
Relocating To The Country Pillows
Bring some personality to your new country home with pillows that reflect your rural adventure—fun, cozy, and perfect for relaxing in your new space.
Relocating To The Country Prints
Decorate your countryside sanctuary with art prints that showcase the beauty and humor of rural living—ideal for personalizing your new home.
Relocating To The Country T-Shirts
Express your exciting change with a t-shirt that celebrates life in the countryside—discover styles that make your move memorable and fun.