Relocating To A Rural Area Gifts

Developers at small African village.

"Ahhh... close enough."

Allotment

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Country Bumpkin.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'How very Cumbria.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

Walkers

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"They’re real."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Thatched roof car.

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Farmers' Warnings.

"We should get out to the country more often."

Milkin' Impossible

A boy who loves cows/burgers

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Holiday cottage

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

An English Gold Field

"We missed Fashion Week!"

Tree Squirrel

A Gated Community.

'...and then I married the handsome farmer and the two hundred head of dairy cattle.'