"Wow, these boots really ARE water repellent!"
Moving To A Rural Area Gifts
Looking for gifts for someone moving to a rural area? Our collection features humorous and thoughtful products that embrace the peace, simplicity, and quirky charm of country life. Whether it’s a laugh-inducing mug or a cozy pillow, find the perfect token to support or celebrate their new adventure.
Pond Village Store Generalists
"The homes in this area are beautiful."
"Ahhh... close enough."
Sign by house with outside toilet reads: 'Brd, breakfast and flashlight.'
"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."
Information...
"The middle of nowhere was too dead for us, so we moved her to the outskirts of nowhere where there's a lot more going on!"
'Life is great' down on the farm.
Allotment
New Guy.
"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."
Country Bumpkin.
A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.
Stairlift around cliff face.
'How very Cumbria.'
'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'
"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"
Walkers
"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."
"They’re real."
"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."
"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."
'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)
"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."
"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."
No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!
Thatched roof car.
ONE HORSE TOWN
Farmers' Warnings.
Milkin' Impossible
"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."
A boy who loves cows/burgers
"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."
Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.
Moving To A Rural Area Gifts Collection
Moving To A Rural Area Mugs
Explore our mugs that humorously and lovingly celebrate the joys of rural living, perfect for a new chapter in country life.
Moving To A Rural Area Pillows
Cosy up with pillows that reflect the charm and tranquility of country living—great for decorating a new rural home.
Moving To A Rural Area Prints
Decorate your countryside retreat with art prints that celebrate rural life and new beginnings, adding warmth and personality to any space.
Moving To A Rural Area T-Shirts
Find humorous and heartfelt t-shirts for those embracing rural life—ideal for making a statement or just adding some country charm to their wardrobe.