Moving To A Countryside Home Gifts

The stuff of Legend.

"Ahhh... close enough."

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

New Guy.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Allotment

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Country Bumpkin.

'How very Cumbria.'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

I fart more than that!

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

High Riders of the Old West

Walkers

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Thatched roof car.

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

Holiday cottage

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"We should get out to the country more often."

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'