Moving To A Countryside Home Pillows

The stuff of Legend.

"Ahhh... close enough."

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

New Guy.

Allotment

'Life is great' down on the farm.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Country Bumpkin.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

'How very Cumbria.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

High Riders of the Old West

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

I fart more than that!

Walkers

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Thatched roof car.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"We should get out to the country more often."

Holiday cottage

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.