Moved To Countryside Pillows

Animal Magnetism

"Ahhh... close enough."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Humans...What is their purpose?

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

New Guy.

Allotment

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Country Bumpkin.

Mother Nature

'How very Cumbria.'

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Walkers

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"Static cling."

Thatched roof car.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Get on with it!

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

A Venus cow trap.

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

A Day in the Country.

Holiday cottage

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"We should get out to the country more often."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia