Moved To Countryside Mugs

Animal Magnetism

"Ahhh... close enough."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Humans...What is their purpose?

Allotment

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

New Guy.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Country Bumpkin.

'How very Cumbria.'

Mother Nature

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

Walkers

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"Static cling."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Get on with it!

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Thatched roof car.

A Venus cow trap.

A Day in the Country.

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

Holiday cottage

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"We should get out to the country more often."